Wednesday, February 25, 2009

In Which I Reconcile Myself to the Fact that a Piece of My Childhood Is Gone Forever

Goodbye proper cheese grits. Kraft has discontinued the garlic cheese log required to make the Little Rock Cooks cookbook recipe of cheese grits required to enjoy the best cheese grits on earth. You can protest here.

But first, perhaps you would like some context. Perhaps you are one of those people who do not know what grits are. Or perhaps you are one of those people who know what grits are and love them (because to know is to love), but do not know about the fabled Little Rock Cooks recipe. Grits have a noble heritage as a Native American staple of this great land. Maybe ground/milled corn porridge doesn't sound too thrilling, but crushed wheat berries don't sound like much either compared to the beauty of bread. Grits are often served plain in the mornings with butter and salt or maybe tomato gravy. However for dinner, for Christmas, for New Year's, for accompanying honey cured hams and hot curried fruits and green beans with almonds and so on, there is nothing better than cheese grits.


The Little Rock Cooks cookbook, long time production of the local Junior League, has the acknowledged world's best cheese grits recipe. It requires a Kraft garlic cheese log. (This is not the same thing as Velveeta. I have lived abroad in many places without ready access either to grits or Kraft cheese logs. I have tried substitutes. It simply can't be done.) So when local supplies of Kraft garlic cheese logs began to dry up a year ago, concern was expressed. Then several months ago, after local supplies had all but disappeared, word went out that Kraft was discontinuing the garlic cheese log altogether. Enter my mother and Gene from Terry's Finer Foods.


"Gene was rationing them," Mama said last fall after she came home with a grocery sack full of garlic cheese. "He heard what Kraft was up to, so he stocked up." Gene owns Terry Finer Foods grocery. He started out as the bag boy, so Mama tells me, and then bought the place from Mr. and Mrs. Terry when they retired. "He was only selling four per family," Mama explained, "but I've known Gene from the beginning and I just asked him if he couldn't spare a bit more." We froze them and ate cheese grits for Christmas and for New Year's, and last night we finally ate the last of them for my sister's birthday.




Goodbye forever cheese grits.

PS - I lied. I've got to the end and there is no reconciliation. I've written the thing up and no harmonizing event has appeared without warning to put everything in context. I thought maybe that would happen. But no. In this case, the exercise of writing has proved no aid toward easing into a future without an essential foodstuff. Sorry.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Second Thoughts

I take it back. Last year I saw The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and called it great. Now I've listened to a podcast of another F. Scott Fitzgerald short story, "The Ice Palace." If F. Scott Fitzgerald could write a story that weak and cliched about the South, then one is forced to reconsider liking The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. What if my taste for Benjamin Button was really an indulgence of silly affectations of charm? Like those commercials where surprised diners discover their gourmet pasta was catered by Pizza Hut, I feel a little betrayed by the name on the door.

That's What YouTube Is For

I'll never have to buy the DVD to this movie, because after pining for it I finally went tonight and realized that the movie itself couldn't match the finely tuned anticipation seeing the trailer created in me. That trailer pretty much summed up everything you could want out of the movie with just a few images and some music. And I can get the trailer on YouTube.

In the promos before the film they showed the trailer for Che, which is in two parts and runs for hours and hours. That sounds like a director being self indulgent. I read somewhere that Director's Cuts are rarely improvements the original films because they tend to cram in a lot of extra footage whereas the rule is the slimmer the better. What if the ultimate "slim" film was just the trailer? Something that could make it's characters and scenario completely compelling to you in under two minutes?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Ray Winder Update

The Arkansas Times is reporting that all the bids for the old ballpark are being thrown out for various infractions. The bottom line is it's back to square one. So Ray Winder is momentarily saved from being turned into parking lot. Rescued from the fate of a Joni Mitchell anthem.

There is a petition to give Ray Winder to the Little Rock Zoo here.

The city should guard the park, not offer portions of it for sale. UAMS has the resources to look elsewhere for its needs. Regardless, those charged with our parks should look to preserve them. If they feel they lack the funds to do so, they should look elsewhere for capitalization rather than attempt to sell off portions of the spaces they were entrusted to preserve.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Mon Oncle on a Free Afternoon

"Mon Oncle (My Uncle)" is on TCM right now. The power is down at the museum and the afternoon is free. It seems fitting that when the electricity is out and business is no longer possible, Mon Oncle should be on TV. In the movie Monsieur Hulot lives in a strictly pre-modern Paris, but likes to visit his nephew Gerard, who lives in a fully modern and mechanized suburb. Monsieur Hulot bumbles around a world that has a button for every simple action and directional arrows for every possible track. It is a comedy like life is a comedy, where things can never always go according to plan no matter how fully scripted or technologically enabled they might be. There is a charming soundtrack, a single theme on the piano and accordion, that wraps up the old and new Paris in the same lightheartedness. In fact the contrast isn't so much old vs. new Paris as it is children (and small dogs) vs. adults, with the blundering Monsieur Hulot as the go-between. It reminds me of the French children book series Petit Nicholas. Monsieur Hulot has trouble navigating the modern world like the child has trouble navigating adult society, and they are united in their total lack of concern about it. Instead, the movie says, these are just the pratfalls and disconnections that make life what it is. No need to resent anybody.

Poster Update

"Hope" poster artist Shepard Fairey tries to get out in front of the AP

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Reading Around

Theodore Dalrymple on The Persistence of Ideology

Will Wilkinson nails my queasiness over Krugman

Amish diaries go on sale

Slate.com launches a French counterpart

Noam Scheiber says Obama has recaptured the narrative

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Lost

Sorry that blogging has been light. I've been churning through back episodes of Lost after discovering the series at a Lost watch party a week ago. Plus Warhol has been de-installing this week, and after packing crates all day it is tempting to curl up with guilty pleasure tv. In fact I am getting ready to watch another episode now. The is just a penance post.

Postscript: I find Jack deeply annoying

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The Wrong Kind of Bad News

Bob Woodward is speaking tonight at the Clinton School of Public Service. He will discuss his latest book, The War Within: A Secret White House History 2006-2008.

I have the first three Woodward books on Bush's White House and I love political history, so normally this is the sort of event I'd want to make. But you know it is going to be a long disquisition on War on Terror woes. I'm just not up for it.

I watch/read a lot of news, and it is mostly all bad. I've got to ration. I'd rather go home and hear new bad news on the stimulus bill and the Daschle nomination.

About Me

Little Rock, Arkansas
I work at a local museum, date a lovely boy, and with my free time procrastinate on things like blogs.